[I]n[S]a[N]i[T]y [C]u[L]t[!]
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Qualifications:
* We may pick you individually and randomly for some slight testing. Do NOT be alarmed! It is harmless.
* INSANE! To The XTREME.
* No numbers to the rules therefore no order!
* No one who is SANE may speak/associate/or collaborate with this association.(UNLESS thou wants to become a member of the organization of the Insanity Cult!.)
* We will accept who you are no matter how strange or different or psychotic or unknown you are!
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**Dont forget to join it! This is our newest part of the wiki. Made by none other than our great [Mr. Oogie Boogie]. Thank you Jack ^^. This page is a Freakshow. Litterally. Of our very own members during their insane lifes.**
Join it NOW!
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[Lex]
[Lex]
[shadows of life]
[Mr. Oogie Boogie]
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Cry me a river build me a bridge do us all a favor and jump off of it.
A northern fairy tale starts out "once upon a time.."
A southern fairy tale starts out "y'all ain't gon' believe this shit!"
Murphy's Law of Combat:
"Never forget that your weapon was manufactured by the lowest bidder"
SEXY; its not what you wear. its how you take it off
Do you know why there are so many blonde jokes?
Because the brunettes have nothing better
to do while all the blondes are out on dates.
Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
I been turning fellas heads since I first started walking
but you just been giving fellas headaches since you first started talking.
The world would have been a lot better if you had just been a stain
Specify that your drive-thru order is to go, it confuses people
I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library.
When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems
When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers
for twins and then run around the mall looking frantic.
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman
who'd be mad at me for saying that
I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights
and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs.
You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign,
just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
The only reason Santa is so jolly is because
he knows where all the bad girls live.
Arguing over the internet is like the Special Olympics:
even if you do win, you're still retarded.
Don't spend $2 to dry clean a shirt. donate it to the salvation army instead. They'll clean it & put it on a hanger, Next morning buy it back for 75 cents!
I respect vegetarians and their decisions,
but my thinking is ~ I'm on top of the food chain here,
so if I can get it, I can eat it.
if a cow figures out how to kill me and eat me, more power to him!
Cancel My Subscription, cuz I'm sick of your issues!!
Sex is like spades. If you don't have a good partner u better have a good hand!
The best thing about Alzheimer’s is:
You can hide your own Easter eggs
Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye?
Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP
When they put unknown at the end of a quote,
that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous
I'm a babe magnet... just the wrong end
Dumb is just not knowing... Ditzy is having the courage to ask
Don't get high on life: cereal hurts when it gets stuck up your nose
If you could read my mind...you'd be the 2nd smartest person on earth
I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it.
My girlfriend's weird. One day she asked me,
"If you could know how and when you were going to die,
would you want to know?" I said, "No." She said, "Okay, forget it."
I went for a walk last night and she asked me how
long I was going to be gone. I said, "The whole time."
I got stopped by a cop the other day.
He said, "Why'd you run that stop sign?"
I said, "Because I don't believe everything I read."
When I die, I want to go like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep.
Not yelling and screaming like all the passengers in his car.
If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny
After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me,
'Maybe life isn't for everyone.'
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot,
and anyone going faster than you is a maniac
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals;
I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again.
-= Marin County newspaper's TV listing for "The Wizard of Oz" =-
Join the army, meet interesting people, kill them.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening',
and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world
everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter
'I have always been insane with long intervals of horrible sanity' -Edgar Allan Poe
can't sleep clown will eat me
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The cult ritual dance is a lot of jumping and clapping!
We also have Insanity Cult Olympics. (Still deciding dates).
If you have any questions feel free to ask Alex, Ben, or Mat.
If you would like to add images please inform one of us and We will take care of it.
ALSO! We will take in any suggestions to make this a better more awesome wiki than it already is going to be.
We will take all that we can get.
If you wana join inform one of us and we will add you!
Thank You!
-The Insane Cult Leaders-
[Lex] && [Spoonmad]
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[
Lex] -Owner #1- Insanity cult WILL rule all!!!
[
Spoonmad] -Owner #2-
[
I be THE MAT!] - Co owner [
cuz he has a glorious talent of running in circles on the floor and screaming panda] - I was once alone and lost and couldnt find anyone insane enough.......b
ut thnaks to this i can reveal my true self BPLBPLBPLBPLBPLBPLBPLB
[Mr. Oogie Boogie] - Co owner of Insanity cult Freaks! - [Lex] Awesome Pimp! =]
[shadows of life]
[Empty~Soul]
[The Incredible Bulk] - Ah..finally a place i can be myself
[Leaving Forever]
[Supernova.] -streaks-
[DRACE] - raging ball of blue furr
[WHIPSTICKAGOSTOP]
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Simon the Ki'y!!!
*Hisss Hisss - Mewwww*
Stumble!